2.10.2009

I Went to BlissDom and All I Got Was Licked and Groped

And got stuck in an #elevator. But we'll cover that later.

I met got licked by famous people...


Tanis the Redneck Mommy and Victoria the VDog by anissamayhew.more Redneck and VDog by anissamayhew.

Fell in love with this girl (and not because she groped me)...


Just before I tried to stuff VDog (Victoria) in my carry on by anissamayhew.
VDog & Anissa

Met these lovely ladies...


The Caffeinatrix and MotherBumper by anissamayhew.
The Caffeinatrix & Mother Bumper

Reconnected with my bloggy soulmate...

VDog and WhiteTrashMommy by anissamayhew.
VDog & White Trash Mom

Had a sexy movie star photo taken of me...

VDog does the hawt, no?  by anissamayhew.


Fell in love with another girl....

IMG_1169 by crazedmommy.
Shash & VDog

Was surgically attached to these two beeshes...

IMG_1166 by crazedmommy.
Mrs. Flinger & Dawn
Met a chick as crazy as I am...
Sugar and Spice by crazedmommy.
VDog & Sugar Jones
Got confused by bathroom signs...
IMG_1196 by crazedmommy.IMG_1194 by crazedmommy.
And got stuck in an elevator with 12 other women and sweated up against these walls...
Elevator Wallpaper, Hotel Preston by crazedmommy.
And in true Cracker fashion, I need to hit publish before this post is actually done. Because if I don't, this thing is gonna come out like, three years too late.
More to come if I can muster it up.
I totally stole these pictures from Anissa and Shash. Because this Cracker "Photographer" didn't bring her camera. (WHAT?? I had to fly, like, A REALLY LONG WAY.) (GEEZ.)
**Ok i have to add more links later because I'm super late to a Dr. appt. WHEE! Check back later for more! k, luvs ya bye**

16 comments:

Secret Agent Mama said...

I have realized that we didn't get a picture taken.. Or did we? Maybe Heather has it? Makes me kinda sad. :(


However, your rack shot makes me kinda happy. :)

No. REALLY HAPPY!

rachel - a southern fairytale said...

Goodness gracious girlfriend, you are insanely photogenic, like I think I may hate you photogenic.
nah.. I still love you, but dude, you are soooo gorgeous!
Love the pics and I don't think we have a single pic together... we must remedy that.

the planet of janet said...

ugh... i was watching cheerleaders fall down that weekend. i think all things considered, blissdom would have been a better idea.

Miss said...

Damn Woman. You fine. Gorgeous. I'm going to look like crap next to you.

Silicon Valley Diva said...

cracking up. boy, what does your husband think of this lol? Love the last pic of you and sugar jones :-)

Summer said...

So basically Blissdom was an excuse for you to make out with hot blogging chicks? ;) BTW, I will be at BlogHer. *hint hint*

Al_Pal said...

Sooper segzay! Gawjus!
Your huge smile, and the dainty little smile in the Movie Star photo, remind me of the Strongbad email where he says that anime characters' mouths are either really tiny or really huge. ;p

Looks fab! Cons are the best! ;p

dawn224 said...

#snort THAT Bitchez!

dawn224 said...

and you wear my baremins better than I do. fuckin bitch. :)

and I'm chopping my hair off.

maggie's mind said...

Meeting you rocked. I wish there were pictures. It's not like I'll forget, though.

Anglophile Football Fanatic said...

You are too much, honey bunches of oats.

Colleen - Mommy Always Wins said...

Dude, you're crazy and I love it!

Was awesome to have met you in person, Veronica. ;-)

Five months and counting till BlogHer!!!

BusyDad said...

Vdog I must thank you for being instrumental in giving me the honor of taking conference call whiskey shots with some of you lovely ladies!

Mrs. Flinger said...

I lurve that I got to be the sergical implantation of you. Or, wait. That sounds wrong.

You know what I mean. #snort

Love you, bitch. You're stuck with me now. Deal :: heh ::

Mom101 said...

Mrs. FINGER. Ha!

And wow, you do look all movie star-y. You go on with your bad cheekbones, woman.

Karen Sugarpants said...

Man I wish I had gone!

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