UPDATED: Now with more words!! And a GIVEAWAY!! See below.
My precious Dawn, with MGM and HBM in the background
So first Christine, Dawn and I get on a bus to go to Guy Kawasaki's house and we are surrounded by super famous mommy (and one daddy) bloggers. I impressed Dawn and Christine by "knowing" Liz, Kristen and Andrea and getting hugs from them and stuff. Yes, I am teh awesome. (HA!)
Then we take a long-ass bus ride thirty miles away, because the bus driver totally doesn't know where he's going, even though I was all, we're not headed in the right direction!! So yeah, it took us an hour and twenty minutes to go thirty miles. Yeah, we're special like that.
We finally arrive and the woman who I will find out two days later is White Trash Mom and her cohort Slacker Mom are acting all Cracker-ish and super cute, and we like, totally love them.
We mix and mingle and ogle the bigs-ups and talk to BOSSY and Greeblemonkey, and best of all MRS. FLINGER!! because she promised to lick us, and she ditched us and took the previous bus when she was supposed to come with us so we had to give her shit for that. (OMG, run-on much?) I can't remember the rest. And it wasn't the wine. I swear.
Then I ran into Eve, and was all, "ZOMG!! WTF are you doing here??" Cuz I like, totally knew her in a previous life.
It was getting towards eight and we wanted to make sure we headed back to thirty miles from Guy's house (he twitpic'd me! woot!) so that we could make the newbie and People's Parties. So we grabbed our swag bags (each bag was different, so I didn't get all of that stuff, just most of it) and hightailed it back to the bus. Luckily this time it only took slightly more than thirty minutes to reach our destination.
That concludes the first four hours of BlogHer08.
Next up: CARL!! Newbie party & People's Party.
GIVEAWAY!!! I have ONE picnik premium account to give away. Just leave a comment on this post by midnight PST Thursday and I will pick a winner at random. You must NOT have attended BlogHer to win. Cheers!