Dear Aggro Prius Driver

Dear Aggro Prius Driver,

I will not drive faster simply because you are tailgaiting me.

When I approach the traffic circle and it says to "Yield," I will not speed in front of the oncoming traffic simply because you give me a meager honk.

When I reach the other side of the circle and stop for the pedestrians in the cross walk, I will not run them over simply because you have added an exaggerated arm-and-head shaking maneuver to your meager honk.

I thank you for enjoying my arm-and-head shaking response, which I clearly displayed for you in my driver's side mirror.

I also thank you for sheepishly backing off once you realized the error of your ways.

I still think you're a jabroni.

Sincerely,
VDog