Dear Aggro Prius Driver,
I will not drive faster simply because you are tailgaiting me.
When I approach the traffic circle and it says to "Yield," I will not speed in front of the oncoming traffic simply because you give me a meager honk.
When I reach the other side of the circle and stop for the pedestrians in the cross walk, I will not run them over simply because you have added an exaggerated arm-and-head shaking maneuver to your meager honk.
I thank you for enjoying my arm-and-head shaking response, which I clearly displayed for you in my driver's side mirror.
I also thank you for sheepishly backing off once you realized the error of your ways.
I still think you're a jabroni.