You know it's bad when
Your sister asks why, my dear,
There's no BOSSY post?
The reason is clear
I am one lazy blogger
Five weeks since we met
BOSSY was divine
Earnest, sincere, snapping pics
So sweet and so kind
Can you see VDog
In the group line up photo
With newly brown hair?
Now it's not so dark
Since, you know, five weeks have passed?
Back to blonde, you say?
VDog is all light,
Happiness and sunshine, right?
Seeing BOSSY's hair
Live and in person
Will scare a girl off blonde hair.
How can you compete?
BOSSY's hair is fab!
The best blonde I've ever seen!
We'll see what happens.
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It's Haiku Friday.
Did you see me on Bossy's blog? No? Well VDog took screen caps! W00t!
I was the photo of the day on April 13th, I believe. I got 245 hits off that photo in a few hours. Oh, the power of BOSSY. She is amazing. 
Can I have any more tabs and windows open? At least you can see what I was doing that day!
The party and meeting BOSSY was truly amazing. Georgia, aka BOSSY, was so sweet, down to earth, beautiful, interested in everyone -- simply amazing.
Apparently some people thought FOR SURE I had to be a dude with a name like VDog. So I had to explain how my nickname came to be, which resulted in BOSSY's little blurb about me, "But under that hispanic rapper exterior is pure sugar." Cute, right? (Oh, YOU want to know the story? We'll save that for another day. Soon. I promise. For reals. (OH, you don't believe me?? Fair enough.) Heh.)
VDog got to ride home in BOSSY's car. Why, you ask? Because BOSSY spent the night at Casa de Cracker! VDog got to see the infamous suitcase and have BOSSY do an assessment of Casa de Cracker. BOSSY even knew where all of VDog's furniture came from...she's that damn good.
Unfortunately, the only other Cracker that BOSSY got to meet was CrackerDog Sasha, since we got back from the party at 0'dark:30, and BOSSY left promptly at ButtCrackOfDawn. (Seriously. She was here like, five hours total.)
It was a great night out for this mama. I also got to meet other really cool bloggers like CityMama, Glennia from The Silent I and MOMocrats, Techmama, CrazedParent, Andrea from Sweet Life, and some of the SVMoms. The party was hosted by the beautiful and talented Bad Kitty.
So, to recap: BOSSY is totally awesome, as are other bloggers. VDog might go back to blonde(-ish); what do her gentle readers think? VDog is promising more blog posts (at least one, heh). Will you hold her to it? (One idea: have any questions about Bossy? About our party? Leave 'em in the comments and I'll answer them.)
Have a great weekend! We'll be roasting here in Cali.