12.28.2007

Haiku Plane Trip

Thirteen hour trip
Little Man was a trooper
Felt sorry for him

A lot of waiting
Hard to nap on the airplane
Whizzing through airports

Youngest on the plane
People thought he was a girl
Said how well he did

So proud of my Boo
Not eager for more travel
Hope return goes well

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It's Haiku Friday.

My Little Man did SO well on the trip here, poor cutie. It was a long trip, and he didn't get nearly enough sleep, but he was a real trooper. I can only hope our return tomorrow will go just as well.

No time to blog now, unfortunately, but I will update all of you soon!

Hope you all had fabulous Christmases!

12.21.2007

Commenting Linky Love -- REALLY Back Up!

Really fixed? Really? Yup, looks like Blogger heard the peeps and has brought back the URL link for unregistered users. Awesome.

Guess they had to stop the bleeding, eh?

No more OpenID confusion, no more html links in the comments. A lot of frustrated users and readers, though. It may not be enough, however, to keep more people from switching to other platforms. Blogger may have done too little, too late.

What do YOU think? Is it STILL more difficult to leave comments here than on a WordPress or TypePad blog? Have you just lost all confidence in Blogger?

Personally I'm not going to be doing any "moving" during the holidays, but this sure has made me mad and motivated me to seriously consider going self-hosted on another platform.

Previously: VDog and Little Man: Commenting Linky Love Back Up? Woot!
Suburban Oblivion: Blogger.com No Longer Allows Links to Non-Blogger Sites In Comments

Haiku Birthday, Trip & Contest!

Birthday twenty-eight
Another year has gone by
This time, as a mom

I received a Flip
Two copies, Haiku Mama
Contest to win one!

New slippers, photos
Framed and placed in an album
Little Man and me

A birth stone necklace
Showing off my baby's month
Wine glasses -- oh yeah!

Ear muffs for East Coast
I hope I won't need them much!
We leave tomorrow

What a joy 't'will be
Airports, waiting, long car rides
With my squirmy boy

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Once again, it's Haiku Friday.

I had a lovely Birthday, complete with four, count 'em, FOUR! celebrations. Yippee for me! Both #4 and #7 got me a copy of Haiku Mama, because they love me and know me so well. ;)

Since I really only need one copy of Haiku Mama, I've decided to throw a little contest here -- so if you really want a free copy, here's what you have to do: find as many of my posts that are titled with song lyrics or song titles (I don't know if you've noticed, but it's been a bit of a theme here). The person who can find the most will win their very own copy of Haiku Mama, autographed by VDog if ya like! Email your entries to VDogBlog (at) gmail (dot) com.

This contest will run from today, Friday, December 21st through Thursday, January 3rd (at midnight, PST), to give you plenty of time to search the archives. I will announce the winner on Friday, January 4th, in my usual Haiku Friday post. Two runners-up will receive lovely consolation prizes. So get searching!

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So as you can tell, I'm SUPER excited about traveling with the Little Man. His first plane trip -- woohoo!! NOT. We'll be off for the week, so I don't know if I'll be posting -- you know I pretty much never miss Haiku Friday, so I'll try to post next Friday.

I'll let you know if we survive the trip. Haha.

12.20.2007

Flippin With the Little Man

I took this with the new Flip Video Camera I got for my Birthday from my younger brother and sister (they sprang for the Ultra -- thanks you two!!). I love it!! It is super easy to use and unlike my regular digital camera, which takes really dark videos, the video quality and brightness on the Flip is excellent! Sweet!! Here's the Little Man waving, for your viewing pleasure.

12.17.2007

28 Years Ago Today

My Mom went into labor while she was watching Monday Night Football. She recounted this fact to me today, even though I already knew it, since is WAS a Monday, and today is Monday, and I was born the following afternoon, a Tuesday. (But I like hearing our birth story again and again.)

Tomorrow is a Tuesday. My twenty-eighth Birthday (that's for you, SAM, who told me "twenty-something is pretty vague" (or something to that effect), why yes, yes it is vague, SAM).

(Aside: people are TRYING to make me feel old, I swear! Warrior: "Almost 30!!" Everyone else: "I thought you were younger than that!" "So, how does it feel?" like this is some HUGE Birthday or something. I feel like, well, I'm already a Mom, so that makes you feel older than people your age without kids, I'm sure. Anyway, rambling....)

I was born in the ABC room at the hospital, also known as the "Alternative Birthing Center." This means my Mom got to have more control over our birth, and was able to have a steak dinner once she had pushed me out of the womb. Awesome, right?

I have to thank my Mom for birthing me. She endured around 22 hours of labor, I'm guessing, since I was born at 4:09pm, and MNF starts around 6pm here on the West Coast, all without any pain medication. Because she is that damn strong.

One of "my songs" growing up was "409" by the Beach Boys, for obvious reasons. It made me feel special, even though it was about a car. (Giddyup, giddyup, 409!)

A year ago today was my actual Birthday (last year it was on a Monday). I was trying to enjoy being 30 weeks pregnant. I had a lovely dinner out at a local Thai restaurant with the Warrior. We came home and took (what would be) my last preggie pictures. I don't know if I had a feeling or premonition or what have you, but I HAD TO HAVE those pictures taken. It was the biggest I would get, since the next day my water broke, and my cute basketball like stomach started shrinking. It makes me sad just thinking about it.

This year I will be going to lunch with my Mom and siblings, one of my best friends, #4 and hopefully #'s 7 & 8, if the BigGuy isn't too whacked from the Synagis shot he has to get that morning (and of course, the Little Man will be there!).

Tomorrow night we are getting a babysitter and most likely will go out for Thai food again. But this time the only thing to photograph afterwards would be a bloated belly from too much Pad Thai. HA.

Apparently Warrior has presents for me. Usually I make it abundantly clear what I want, or I buy stuff and tell him to wrap it up for me. We're super romantic like that. Heh.

I can't wait to see what tomorrow brings!

Thanks, Mom, for bringing me into this world. Without you none of this would be possible (cheeeez).

12.16.2007

Sasha's Concurrent Story, Part One

On December 11, 2006, CrackerDog Sasha went in for surgery to repair her torn right Achilles tendon. She had torn it while running after her frisbee the week before.

Sasha and I were at the park at sundown. I needed her to run off some energy. I was just going to give her a few more throws when it happened -- she abruptly stopped in her tracks and let out a yelp I had never heard from her before.

When she came home two days after her surgery, she cried all day long. Sasha had never cried for any reason before, so we knew she was in a sorry, sorry state. She was completely out of it from all of the sedatives they had given her. It was one of the saddest things I had seen as her "Mommy," and it broke my heart.

Needless to say, a lame dog was not what a twenty-nine week pregnant VDog wanted to deal with. Especially when I was the one who had to be home with her and her lame leg and our 40 million stairs.

Sasha had to be helped up and down the stairs with a towel under her hindquarters, lifting her up ever so slightly, so that not all of her weight was on either leg. This was no easy feat for either of us, Sasha fresh from surgery and me six+ months pregnant.

After one day of trying to get Sasha up and down numerous stairs (she was only allowed outside to go to the bathroom, and even then the trip was so challenging that we had to keep it to a minimum), Warrior made an early morning run to Home Depot to buy strips of sod, and a tarp to put the sod on, for the deck outside of our Master Bedroom (because here in California, even in December, the sod is all gone by 6am). It was a total Cracker maneuver, undertaken on the suggestion from our Cracker neighbor (and colleague of Warrior's), who had seen the idea in use for a dog across the street from him.

This is where Sasha and I holed up for the next week until my own unexpected hospitalization. We moved our entire living situation upstairs into our bedroom. I would make quick trips downstairs for bowls of cereal, yogurts, and microwaved food. We even set up our little TV tray and two chairs by which we ate our dinners. We moved our TV to the foot of our bed, along with our TiVo.

During the day, Sasha and I just hung out, me on the Internet and her sad in her bed. I ordered the bassinet, crib, infant car seat and stroller. I rarely ventured out as this required putting a cone on Sasha's head, which she hated, and involved much anxiety on both our parts.

I did go out to what would end up being my last OB visit on Thursday, December 14, for my 30 week check up. I was measuring the correct size, heartbeat was good and strong; everything seemed "normal." I had been excited because it was the first of my every-two-weeks appointments. I was making progress! But no, the next time I would see my Doctor would be the following Tuesday, the 19th, in Labor & Delivery at the hospital.

(Ok, back to Sasha.)

For the first few days, Sasha was so affected that she couldn't get up the will to eat. We hand fed her meals and put her plethora of medications in the tastiest stuff we could think of -- peanut butter, cream cheese, and finally, the wonder treat -- beef "pill pockets." The pill pockets are totally disgusting, and hand feeding your dog is not exactly pleasant, but at least it was minor preparation for Little Man's arrival. It was caring for a living being in a way that was very similar to caring for a baby -- doing everything for a creature that can not do anything for itself, even tasks that you wish you did not have to do.

It was an uncommonly nice stretch of weather, that week we were holed up together, so that made it more bearable. I remember having the door to the deck open with the curtains partially drawn, the sun warming my body and raising my spirits. I was taking in the situation as best I could, and trying not to get down about it.

Tearing the Achilles tendon is one of the worst injuries a dog can have. The surgeon said it is common in older Labradors and Dobermans. As far as we knew, Sasha was only supposed to be four, but she has always acted older, poor girl. The surgery sewed her tendon back together, and then the Cage cast was placed around her ankle, with pins going through her skin and bones. The Cage is basically like a miniature, semi-spherical bicycle rim and spoke set. It is disturbing and effective at the same time.

Once she had the surgery, we had to go back each week for bandage changes on the Cage. This lasted for eight weeks. After that, they wrapped her entire leg up in a splint that caused her to have even less mobility than with the Cage cast, which was eventually weight bearing (I didn't get to see that until after I came home from the hospital) and she had the unfortunate gait of Peg-Leg with it on. Which was actually pretty funny. But so sad at the same time. We were evil though, and laughed at her.

Sasha kept her Peg-Leg for four weeks, and then spent another four weeks in a soft wrap (kind of like a doggie Ace bandage). After ALL that, she got to go on very short leashed walks.

So we decided back in that first week of December, 2006, to do the surgery as soon as possible, since we were told the recovery was a three to four month minimum. "Great!" we thought, "Sasha will be pretty much recovered once we're ready to get out with the baby!" who was due February 24, 2007.

Little Man, however, had other plans.

Stay tuned for Part Two of both Sasha and Little Man's stories.

Btw, don'tcha just love my Cracker-style "Photoshop" job? Ya, I did that with MS Paint. Cuz I'm a Cracker. Totally.

12.14.2007

Haiku Ouch! That Hurts Mama!

Running his fingers
Over my chest. Gentle, please!
A price for closeness ~

Bruises on my breasts
Little Man scratching, pinching
Oh boy does it hurt.

Domestic violence*
Of the infantile manner
Baby harms Mama.

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It's Haiku Friday!

*I realize some of you may say vi-o-lence, but to me, violence (viol-ence, no "o" sound) is a two syllable word.

Commenting Linky Love Back Up? Woot!

There's been some serious Blogger hating goin' round the Internets lately (more than usual, HA!), and I was in on it, too. It was seriously annoying that my friends on WordPress and TypePad, among others, could no longer leave their direct link (to their blog) in the comments anymore.

Well, Blogger's gone and fixed it. From the Blogger Blog:

The "Other" URL field

Right now, the only way to add a URL to your name when commenting is to sign your comment with OpenID. We apologize for removing the URL field from the comments form prematurely two weeks ago. That was a mistake on our part that came from launching OpenID support on Blogger in draft.

Ironically, our testing of OpenID, a feature that lets you use accounts from all over the web to comment on Blogger, made it appear that we were trying to force you into getting a Google Account. We regret this appearance, since we're strong supporters of OpenID and open web standards in general.

If you haven't set up OpenID, you can still link to your blog — or any webpage, for that matter — by using the standard < a > tag inside the comment form.


Now this doesn't fix other problems with Blogger, but it's one small victory (where there shouldn't have been a fight at all).

I find the defense that they weren't "trying to force you into getting a Google Account" a little weak (Google world domination is coming!!), because they could have just put off the change for the two weeks that it took to work the bugs out, and no one would have been all up in arms over this.

Anyway, I'm glad to see that ALL of my friends are welcome to comment here freely now.

What do YOU think of all this? World domination or minor oversight?? Hmm, hmm???

12.13.2007

More Cuteness



The Cuteness! The Hair! The new onesie to go with the old pants! (You can see how much he's grown since we got these pants in August!)

Mostly Wordless Thursday!

12.12.2007

New Trick



He can't get up there by himself, but he's totally obsessed with standing and holding onto the edge. He even makes his way around the perimeter over and over again, stopping along the way for baby squats and hanging off the rail. If he falls down, he complains until you pick him back up and put him on the edge again. Silly Bunny.

Mostly Wordless Wednesday.

12.11.2007

Le Sigh

I just had a trying dinner with the Little Man, to say the least. He wouldn't eat anything I put in front of him. Not even Cheerios. It was that damn bad.

I managed to get some baby food down him, and his reflux medicine.

By the end of the meal, both my shirt and pants were wet.

He refused to take his nap this afternoon, which no doubt was the reason for him being Fussy McFusserson tonight. But the rest of the day had been nice. What happened? Ugh.

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Little Man has managed to chip his left front tooth after he had it for only about two weeks. This says to me that I am in serious trouble for the future. I have no idea how he did it. I can only "look forward" to more of his craziness as he gets older.

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Today at Gymboree I got the dreaded dropped octave "Oh." You know the one? Where the person you are talking to lowers their voice and gives you that, "OH" (while they think to themselves, "how awful, OMG, what do I say now?").

We are trying out the "Level 3" classes since that is the age range Little Man is supposed to be in now -- 10 to 16 months -- and the minimum requirement skills-wise is that they be able to crawl. These classes are a whole different beast than the mellow, barely moving and shaking Level 2 classes for the 6 to 10 month olds.

I've noticed that Little Man is by far the least advanced and the shrimpiest out of the kids (but to be fair, there are SIXTEEN MONTH OLDS (!!!) there).

One boy I saw looked somewhat in the same range as Little Man, size-wise, so I asked how old "Jack" was. The mom said, "one next week."

She asked me about Little Man and I said that he'll be one three weeks from today, on New Year's Day.

"Oh, wow! When did you go in the hospital? When did you know?" she asked.

"Actually I went into the hospital with pre-term labor on December 19th at 30 weeks, and he was born at 32 weeks," I replied.

"Oh."
"Well he seems to be fine now!"

"Yeah, he's doing great," I shrank, absorbing the "Oh" of pity.

I haven't gotten that "oh" in a long time. Since Little Man has grown so tall, I've stopped getting the OMFG, WHY is your baby SO SMALL?!?!?!

Once, when he was five months old, a woman asked if he was two months old. That one really hurt.

It's so hard when I feel like people think that there's something "wrong" with my baby.

I can't believe the number of people who asked me in the last month if Little Man is walking yet. I mean, how many full-term ten month old boys do you know that are walking?? I don't know any. Grr....

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I'm feeling sensitive and a bit raw today.

*Le Sigh.*

12.07.2007

Haiku Where Has She Been?

We survived the trip
A fun time was had by all
Where should we go next?

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Our trip was a rousing success. On almost all counts. We discovered that Little Man's tolerance for the car/car seat is a paltry 1.5 hours. On the way home he even made us stop -- not to nurse -- just because he wanted to see Mama that badly (I was driving).

We are still friends, even better ones in fact, and as far as I can tell, no one got annoyed with one another (except the usual husband/wife annoyances, lol).

#7 and I beat the boys at Trivial Pursuit (an amazing come from behind victory!) on Saturday night, and had to forfeit on Sunday only due to exhaustion. (The boys will call this a win. We...won't. Heh.)

We pretty much lazed around the whole time, only making it out once on Sunday with everyone, because with two babies and barely overlapping naptimes? It's hard to get out of the house. We did make it out of the house each day to take CrackerDog Sasha out on a walk (her cohort CrackerDog Stan is too geriatric, poor guy) in the brisk weather. We even suited up Little Man for the occasions:


Because I couldn't choose between the two. ;)



Sunday was the BigGuy's First Birthday (NOT the Little Man's as some of you thought), and we had a nice little mellow party for him. The boys played great together, as usual (which is unusual for their age, but hey, they're special babies!), and it is great to see them side by side as big boys instead of side by side in the NICU. Even if they are acting like total Crackers...

Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil
The BigGuy @ 1 year, The Little Man @ 11 months

I took a serious blogging break this week due to NaBloPoMo -- it took a lot out of me! And I actually got my hair cut! Woot! I'll be back to a regular posting schedule next week, and I hope to have up Little Man's 11 month update soon.

Hope you and yours are well and have a great weekend!

Lots of love,
Tha VDog

 

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